Pizza Panties

This brand-new Kickstarter could have Invented the greatest Panties Ever

OK, great news everybody else. We are able to all go home, because someone invented a very important thing ever before. Yes, you thought it — something integrates well known hot thing with our… some other preferred hot thing. Something to fulfill the hungry together with sexy. Yes, it is pizza pie underwear.

This small slice of heaven comes to you directly from the twisted heads at Evrythng Pizza, who have created a Kickstarter to fund their own virtuous V-shaped enterprise. This might be Jesus’s work, therefore, you are aware, don’t hesitate to buy some for the companion as a cheesy intimate gesture. Or, if you don’t have a substantial some other, your own future spouse. Or, guess what happens? Your self, which is good too. Of course you like pizza right here — now, the party within shorts can be a pizza party. 

In closing, here are a few fun puns that we could have packed into this but did not: